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1. Cheep floozy
2. Inexpensive harlot
3. A dime store whore
That girl on the street corner is a penny waitress
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A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.
Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.
or
Make it a double, baby waitress.
A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.
Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.
a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.
"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"
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A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.
One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.
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n: A female flight attendant.
John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"
Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"
John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
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An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
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