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Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.
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A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.
"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"
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drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up
oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste
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A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.
'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day! What a wanker!'.
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Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.
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A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.
In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).
Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"
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The U.K. equivalent of the U.S. noun "jerk", in that they both originated in calling someone a masturbator but have long since evolved into a general way of describing one as an unintelligent, nasty fool. "Wanker" most often means dolt or moron whereas "jerk" more often implies malevolence.
The bloody wanker can't even follow my most basic instructions.
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