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Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.
I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.
Walker's clearly-evident thankles.
Hi my name is Walker and I have Wankles.
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A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.
Who ate all the pies?
Oh, that was Lachlan
But I didn't get any!
Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.
True Dat
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Water on the ankles. Similar to cankles but they are caused by fluid overload.
Most likely causes are from dialysis treatments, Congestive Heart Failure, Anuria, exceeding daily recommended fluid restriction (I.e. 1500cc/day), skipping dialysis treatments or having not enough fluid “pulled” during treatment, kidney failure.
Treatment is dialysis or elevation of the feet slightly above the heart.
“Mom, those aren’t cankles, those are wankles.”
A portmanteau of WEAK and ANKLES.
"Doctor, my ankle has swollen up again."
"You got Wankles mate"
In which somebody both defecates and urinates at the same time, the urine runs down the toilet to the persons ankles making them wet, hence “wankles”
“Dominick had some serious Wankles today after the bathroom”
v. to commit a bumbling act with negative effects, such as one might expect to be perpetrated by a wanker
Our crystal-clear HD reception is history ever since that TV man wankled the connection.