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A master of combat magic in a particular area usually based on their inner or favorite element. The elements include Light, Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Plasma, and Darkness. They usually fight in close combat type situations using a quarterstaff or a magical pole. They are experts in both close combat and their particular area of magical expertise. You only become a warlock when you kill a master witch in single combat in less than one hour.
Aeronus the Mage(really just a warlock, not a mage), Phelios the Winged, Alimar Telias the Third of Echelon, Aelor the Great, Xelor the Wise, Athena Goddess of Time, Ares God of War, Zeus God of Olympus Mons, Azraelam of Olympus, Phelios son of Zeus, Caern the Great White Wizard, Volar al'Nithianos of Nal'Aris Guardian of Rhilos Terra and Heaven, Melchiar the Black Dragon, Rorek the White Mage, Firion of Heaven, Cloud Strife, Nobulus Imerius the Third, Gringa the Witch, Aphelion of Asgard, etc.
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A nerdy person, usually “5,000” (40) years old, living in their parent’s basement, and playing children’s games.
John is such a warlock. He doesn’t even get off his computer.
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a name for a giant male genitalia. If a man has a penis exceeding 8 1/2 inches and is atleast 10 inches in diameter he has a Warlock.
Girlfriend says to boyfriend "Come give me some 'a' that Warlock!"
"How'd he get you in bed?"
"He cast a spell on me with his lvl 9 Warlock."
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The Best Player in World of Warcraft is a Warlock...His Name is Orbiey on Lothar...Good friends of King Agner (who listens to Orbiey) Also Partner in crime with Etudior
Orbiey the Masta Warlock
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Any drug that makes you think you're a warlock, have warlockly sensations, or experience warlock tendencies. Also known as LSD.
Charlie Sheen: I am a warlock!
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Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.
The evil warlock was doing some faggin, a little shaggin.
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Or, 'Lock' for short. An attractive teenage girl.
Boy #1: What do you want to do today?
Boy #2: I dunno, let's just go to the mall and check out the warlocks.
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