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Biggest badass in the world. Created modern day's superpower and the strongest democracy! The same country which defeated the comminists! The same country which defeated the Nazis!
George Washington is cooler than Lenin
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First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.
George Washington...
I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.
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A term used to describe a penis that is one quarter erect. Not quite a half chub, but also not just a limp dick
Alex: Damn that girls titties were nasty as hell
Stephen: I don't know man they still gave me a george washington
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George Washington was a great leader. George Bush wishes he could be.
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When you are getting head from your girl and you blow your load on her forehead and take a one dollar bill stick it to her forehead and walk out the door.
I didnt have much time so i gave my girl a quick George Washington.
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A george washington is when you cum on a girls face and slap a 1 dollar bill on her face.
i gave betty a george washington last night.
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revolutionary leader for america
A.K.A. - G Dubs
known for his deisel work in the revolution, although he lost at the battle of new york he lead us to vitcory at yorktown and helped break away from the british.
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