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a mad hard sport, takes skill and a really hot body. very popular in greenwich, ct or california. even thought polo players are stoners any girl wants them because they r just so ridiculously good looking. oh and water polo guys come with water polo hair...oh yeah
pretty much u want them all the water polo guys...
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Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark.
It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.
Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.
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Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
I killed so many horses in water polo today!
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The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour
2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal
When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?
Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit
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played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
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A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.
Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.
Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you
Average high school student : Sigh...
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Lesbian Sex Including Two Or More Straight Girls.
1. Woah, Taylor was great at water polo last night!
2. Taylor and Shelby played water polo last night and it was INTENSE.
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