the best person you'll ever meet and very chill
woah that alexander wayde swartz dood is chill
absolutely large penis, I mean massive, at least a couple miles
Wayde has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen!
Wayde Folino-Gallo (also known as "Midget Dick" and "Fondler") is the kind of guy you'd see sitting at the playground with his binoculars and camera. Built like a rat, Wayde loves to get dominated, especially by his family members. He also loves being pegged.
"Oh my God is that Wayde Folino-Gallo? Is that whom they call "Midget Dick"?"
"Yup, that's him alright. I could hear his uncle giving him an absolute toe curler of a pegging last night..."
"Aw nah that's fucked"