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The most beautiful person in the world. The best boyfriend you'll ever have. When he opens the door everyone stares at him. Mess with him or his family he'll take you down. Everybody loves waylon. A nice funny person he will make you cry because his jokes are so funny. He's really sweat.
Man he is so cute and nice he is a waylon.
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The most asain kid you will know.He likes to waste his life on fortnite and thinks he's the best basketball player on Earth but is so easy to cross up.
Waylon is a fasian
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Waylon is short, helpless, annoying, and full of him self. All tho Waylon is all of those awful things he also has a big heart and cares for his family very much. He has a great sense of humor and loves video games.
“Waylon is so annoying”
“I know but you get used to it”
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Waylon is tall, dark hair, brown eyes, with a pale complexion. His jaw line could cut you and his body is unbelievable. He is a sporty guy that plays baseball. He is also probably one of the funniest people you could ever meet. He acts like he is all tough on the outside, but when you get to know him you will realize how kind and genuine he really is. He cares about people more than you could ever imagine and will always be there for you. Honestly he is so unbelievable it’s kinda hard just to describe him in one paragraph but if you ever get the chance to meet a waylon just know you’re the luckiest person alive!
wow he’s such an amazing guy must be a waylon
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The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.
Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"
"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
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When a big boi dislodged a female genders guts
a. Omg Becky did you hear that Jessica was dirty waylon'd
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