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wealth surfer

Young adults or teens who are obsessed with โ€œUltra High Net Worth Individualโ€ kids and want to live their lifestyles.

Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, heโ€™s been at Joshโ€™s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.

by Dow30000 September 19, 2020


Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.

Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

by Plongeur February 20, 2012


expiration wealth

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

by Unsinkable May 5, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


material wealth

goods and services that we can see and touch that make our lives better.

examples of material wealth: refridgerators, haircuts, ect.

by Naomiaboghead January 15, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Facebook Wealth

Having high numbers in likes, comments and friends on facebook, It's worth nothing in the real world.

Guy no. 1: DUDE !!!, look at my facebook wealth on facebook...

1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes

Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?

Guy no. 1: Shut up !

by Benmkl July 1, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wealth-esteem

When one buys loads of material items (a lot of us do) to raise their self-esteem.

Husband and Wife in their Mansion

H - 'Good day darling?'
W - 'Well darling, i tried on my new skirt and it was too tight, i went shopping, retail therapy, you know'
H 'Yes Darling (under breath) Using my fucking credit card to raise your wealth-esteem'
W - 'What dear?'
H - ' Nothing dear.'

by GPSK December 23, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017