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"where life is worth living"...yea right. a suburb outside of rochester, ny. many parents from other towns such as east irondequoit and the city move their kids hear and make them suffer to attend "good schools" as it was when they attended the schools. most drama filled town possible. people even have to leave the schools half way during the year because they are sick of all the drama. this is even happening in the elemantary school levels believe it or not. they think they have the good sports, but not so much anymore. everybody there is a wannabe and even the geekiest ugliest kids are bitches and try to act like the popular rich kids. its really kinda entertaining.
Mom: "honey..were moving to webster."
kid: "ok mom but i dont wanna move"
mom: "the kids are so nice there though"
*kid arrives at school and is shoved around because she is not wearing abercrombie or carrying a knockoff chanel purse that tries to claim it real*
webster isnt where life is worth living unless your gifted. parents take this advice too.
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1) A weaver of cloth.
2) A reference for people from the most highly respected writers to the common man. This reference book, or more commonly known as dictionary, lists a large selection of proper words from the specified language and defines them.
1) Webster's is an excellent buissness person.
2) Let me look it up in Webster's.
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Usually refering to the print version of a dictionary pioneered by Webster himself. Before his time people spelled words any damn way they choose to.
Too often people think that Webster's has not entered the digital age. This is simply untrue. Look Up Merriam-Webster and you will find thier site which is free. While it is true that the dictionary there is by no means complete, it is authoritative and will get you through college. When you can't find a word there of course turn to urbandictionary.com
Me: Webster's doesn't have a definition for Punctum.
My Girl: Probably because punctum isn't even a damn word and your proffessor just made it up to sound cool.
Boss: How do you spell that word?
Me: Look it up on Webster's online.
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Worst Footballer in a Group, Makes even the worst People look amazing at Football. The True example of Bad footballer =0
scared to tackle people, Kicks the ball away from everyone, cant Run, Prone to injury, Terrible goalkeeper.
Likes to blame other people for the ''Papness'' that truely is ''Webster''
Guy: Hey! Pass the Ball webster..
Webster: Cant!! Injured.. (But nothing has Happened?) =X
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The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.
Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.
Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”
Also:
If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
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A dictionary which assumes itself to be definitive.
"Half the words we use aren't even in the webster's."
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Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.
"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"
~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~
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