A fun bro who also always cares and looks out for their friends
Who did you vote in for the Class Wedge superlative in the yearbook?
Totally Harrison. He's such a wedge.
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A gentleman who you can also hang out with on Friday nights.
I had the best time with Joe this weekend. He acted like such a wedge- he paid for dinner and everything.
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Hailing from the chip family, the wedge (wedginous chiporalis) is a seasoned, wedge shape hot potato chip.
Sarah lost the bet by eating the wedge and will be running naked across brindabella park tomorrow.
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The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.
"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."
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The act of penetrating the vagina just once and then pulling out again. This can also be known as "wedging", not really sure why anyone would do it but I hear its been done.
- "Yo dog I round big Cassie's last night, we had this sick as wedge"
- "You wedged her you pussy! Youd practically wiped your feet on the welcome matt, what the fuck where you thinking, fucking wedger"
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to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)
i'd sure love to wedge catrina.
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A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!
The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.
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