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The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.
I pulled a Dirty Welder last night
Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.
Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.
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Swedish Welder
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
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The welders that make all the money (typically between 200k-500k/year), do all the cocaine, fuck all the strippers and still show up at 6AM every day for work. If you drive a car, use a cell phone, stay warm at night in winter or eat fresh produce...it's because of a rig welder. So you should find one and have sex with him for everything they do that you don't even realize.
Oh my god, Jill! Did you see those two rig welders sitting at the bar? There is nothing sexier than a hard working welder with starched FR's.
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A car guy that wishes he was talented enough to be a welder so he tells his friends and family that he can weld. Most of the time they don’t own a welding hood so they just close their eyes and squirt some metal and hope that it holds for a few weeks before they have to repair it again.
Steve: I’m taking my Mazda 3 to Cameron’s shop to get welded.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.
The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.
Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.
someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them
Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.
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