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Wellesley: where a kid considered rich anywhere else in the damn world is labeled average, an upper middle class family is legit poor, and only the hundreds of millionaires and billionaires that live there are thought of as "loaded". Also, the kids are all bitchy and the girls are slutty, especially in this year's freshman class (class of 2020). They all think they are trendy and think each other are cool for starting to party and get wasted every Friday and Saturday, but they are just dumbfucks who need to learn how to control themselves. Upperclassmen hate them all. No other town in Massachusetts (or probably the United States for that matter) likes Wellesley, especially in sports. It's no wonder why... they have something called the Swellesley Report. Just think about it.
People from Wellesley are kinda the worst.
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The awesomest place ever. Minorities ARE welcome. NOT EVERYONE wears Abercrombie and Fitch. Not everyone listens to Simple Plan. All people except half of the population are overly rich idiots.
Wellesley is in MA and does not discriminate unless it's you
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A place in Massachusetts near boston. Probably over 90% white, with 0 mexicans. if your fat dont come here because no fast food is allowed. Most people without big houses here are still rich they just spend it on other things. If your house ( like mine) is under 1 million dollars your considered "poor." The children are mostly either failures, nerds or a few are just awesome. It was founded in 1869. Population 26,000. Best time to be here is spring. Summers to hot here, and the winters are like 10 degrees, but theres no snow.
"Hey what are you eating?"
"McDonalds"
"Your obviously not from wellesley"
"Im freezing"
"O is it snowing there?"
"No and theres none on the ground either."
O u must be in Wellesley"
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Rich white neighborhood thats has no booze and the gas is too expensive and where its always cold...and there are never parties and the cops suck
The average household income is almost quadruple that of the national average...and someone owns a V12 Vanquish
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all white, all rich, your lucky if you find a house under 2 mill, minorities are not wanted natick people and mexicans mow our lawns, everyone wishes they lived here but they have neither the education nor the capital, boo-yaa
whoa your popped collar is so wellesley
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A town in which 3/4 of the population are either dicks and 1/4 are assholes. Put it that way. About 99.9% of the kids in the schools are complete mindless idiots who actually need to check this site to learn the "cool words." Kids in Wellesley also generally jump on any stupid fad they find, and act like they are cool because of it (hence why last year, the whole school was trying to do the soulja boy dance to be cool, but ended up looking like idiots.) Kids in wellesley also own a cellphone by 6th grade, and own an Iphone by 8th. In fact, most of all of Wellesley loves to suck apple's dick, and is about 3/4 of their sales, because only kids in wellesley are stupid enough/have enough money to buy any overpriced crap they find, hence why all of them have about one pair of new shoes per week. Boys there find the need to find a hidden meaning in every word, and Girls can't resist saying that they love each other.
Most parent's in wellesley don't know shit about raising kids the right way, hence why most of the intelligence in Wellesley comes from foreign students/ones with foreign parents.
Old people in wellesley also find the need to override EVERYTHING in the fucking town, until all the schools are cardboard boxes with one teacher and all the kids have to share one book, all so they can't pay any taxes from their oh-so-precious retirement fund, the find that the kids can be damned. But also, for some reason, they allways approve anything to do with the country club, and that's why the country club is very fricken huge and is probably the biggest waste ever conceived.
All of the above, and anything else written here about Wellesley, except for the idiots trying to defend their sacred town.
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Host to Wellesley College. A fun frolic for all the lesbians out there, you will sleep with your friends and it will be ok. We promise. The parties are grand if you don't want boys. If you want to go frat hopping go somewhere else. This school is for the chicks and the squirrels. and if you don't work to hard in class you may even learn something.
The town of Wellesley does not have much else.
Friends: So where are the boys?
You: Boys?
or
Friend A: I didn't think that girl was queer.
Friend B: She applied to Wellesley early decision.
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