Wellington

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.

You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.

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Wellington

Big dick makes p gets a few yatties there

Wellington gets girls fianto

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Wellington

People with the name Wellington are kind ,sweet and would make u fall for them easily. Most Wellington's are also funny and have talent most people can never have.

He's like Wellington

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Wellington

Wellingtons are some kind of shoes. They’re basically boots. New Zealand is very mad at the shoes. They throw them at Australia.

“Man, I love wearing Wellington’s!”
“The people of New Zealand must have smelled his feet.”

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Wellington

The act of taking a shit or do do.

It started by someone saying they had one welling up and therefore we decided to call it wellington.

Johnny ate some beans for dinner and therefore had to take a wellington.

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wellington

beer poored over ice. iced beer

All this beer is warm! Guess we're drinking Wellingtons!

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Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

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