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Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

by uhsoka February 1, 2023


New Westminster

A suburb of Vancouver in British Columbia. Can be a really nice place to live if you live in the historic downtown/waterfront area, however has some of the crappiest apartment buildings anywhere. Rent is on the higher side because of its close proximity to downtown Vancouver. Do not move here if you're not prepared to hike up an incredibly steep hill several times a day. Near skytrain stations, and only about a 15 minute train ride from west side downtown Vancouver.

Royal Columbian Hospital and Douglas College are located in New Westminster, as well as Paramount gentleman's club and Fever nightclub. Full of college students and lawyers.

One of the first cities ever colonized in BC, as well as where royals would stay when visiting BC, and so is also known as the Royal City.
Also, 'wedding alley' or 'bridal alley' is located in New West on Columbia Street, as 5 or 6 bridal shops occupy 4 blocks worth of downtown.

I went for a jog on the New Westminster Quay boardwalk yesterday.

by aMartini October 27, 2009

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Westminster, MA

an obsolete town in New England where everyone is white and boring. Hey, at least we have a subway now...

Where do you live again, West-min-ister?

No, It's pronounced West-min-ster. As in Westminster, MA

by t.wwwww May 19, 2011

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Westminster School

A prestigious, small Connecticut boarding school of about 400 students ranging from across the U. S. and the world. Its known for its unusually talented hockey and lacrosse teams who are motivated by hot anorexic bitches. Its superior to nearby school Avon Old Farms.

Westminster School rocks Avon's World.

Too bad they dont have any girls and have to stalk girls like the perverts they are.

by Jesiupos1 March 13, 2010

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New Westminster

New Westminster is a city near vancouver,BC. It is home to 64,000 people and a wide array of cultures. New Westminster was founded in 1859 by the Royal Engineers. It was named by the queen after westminster, england (hence the nickname, the royal city)

New Westminster is hella tight

by Zutcupcake February 10, 2009

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Westminster School

A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?

Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)

Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.

by the West Minister August 9, 2008

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Westminster College

A liberal arts school located in the Amish country of Western Pennslyvania full of the most well-educated and well-rounded individuals that exist on this planet. Those who attend Westminster typically follow the phrase "Work hard, party harder." The education is rigorous, and the parties are delightful. The campus itself is filled with squirrels and people who make it is as adorable and friendly as a summer camp.

Shandalisa: Hey, did you see those awesome, really intelligent sexy kids at that party?

Kim: Yep, they must be from Westminster College!

by TheGhostMap4Lyfe November 17, 2010

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