that's what he did

just the opposite of that's what she did meaning; it sounds like it's something a guy would do or looks like a guy woukld do

-2 guys got a bunch of boxes in the trunk of a car-
guy1-oh yeah!! we got it in!!
guy2-that's what he did

-2 gurls trying to put money in a vending machine-
gurl1-ugh it won't go in!
gurl2-that's what he did

-guy puts pencil through sharpener-
guy2 that's what he did

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That's what he or she said

A response to a phase that can be interpreted as sexual innuendo said by either the male or female in a sexual relationship.

Girl 1: Wow, there smaller than I expected!
Girl 2: That's what he or she said!

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that's what he didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.

Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."

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thats what he said

refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said

Guy 1: My ass hurts

Guy 2: Thats what he said!

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thats what he said

a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.

the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me

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I'll Have What He's Having

A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.

Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.

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what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

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