Random
Source Code
Random
A remix/song of Jacksepticeye made by Schmoyoho
What is my life, oooh, am I doing this right, oooh
7👍 1👎
Person 1: Whats the meaning of life
Person 2: Absolutely nothing
15👍 2👎
42.
The reason why is that advanced alien beings create a supercomputer, called Deep Thought, to figure out the answer to the so-called Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. After calculating for 7.5-million years, Deep Thought determined the answer was the number 42.
Me: What's the meaning of life?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: 42
Me: Why?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Yes.
That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.
During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed
45👍 5👎
STARBUCKS
Instagram
Youtube
And BTW if you don't like any of the, or not even know what it is then u don't have a life. Because these 3 things is "what is known as life".
Girl: let's go drink "what is known as life"
Boy: yeah! STARBUCKS is known as life
3👍 3👎
"What is life?" Jimmy asks.
"Go get a job", His mom replied back