when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy
A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"
It is a person who eavesdrops on people they've had sex with, and other individuals. Takes the sex partner to whataburger, then the person repeats confidential information back to the sex partner, in which coincidentally the person who was spied upon figures out the persons job is a cover up, and the person is actually a spy.
I just love to eat at whataburger after sex, it makes me feel like a whataburger spy.
I ate Whataburger, and then I whataburgered in my pants, and it ran down my leg; it was so humiliating. Sure do wish I at at In-N-Out