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WHEELER

The ability to openly lie about a medical condition or concoct a bullshit story to obtain monetary compensation without due cause. The ability to deflect blame for ones actions by using a sob story.

I got busted for shit stirring in work so think i better do a wheeler and bail with the loot.

by Payback izabitch May 24, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wheeler

someone who wheels people around in a wheelchair, usually at old folks homes.

Ayyo it's fucked up...Wheeler got fired from Wendy's and now he's a wheeler at Country Meadows. Haha what a fucking tool!

by Nick D February 28, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


wheeler

Someone who drives 4WD vehicles off road.

There are a lot wheelers out on the trail today.

by Cool Dude December 24, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wheeler

the term used to describe ejaculating onto one's own face or specifically into one's own eye.

a Wheeler is an action usually performed between two people, the second party not recieving the actual Wheeler but assisting in the "arrival" of the term.

A Wheeler is a term one usually wouldn't wish to be associated with, causing embarresment and in extreme cases expulsion from a social network.

Oh no, Charles did you do a wheeler?
you didn't did you?
that's so embarressing.

by Percival Blugeon September 28, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


wheeler

One who loves bum and getting pwned by ultra nubz0rz. Also, loves taking gay porn pictures with a camera phone. Being wheeler must include a lopsided head and many other gay features.

Wheeler got pwned by ladenheim.

by Toasted Toast April 28, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


wheeler

someone who refuses to wipe their butt after pooing, and therefore has dried, crusty flakes of poo in their butt nonstop. These flakes often fall out, creating a poop trail making wheelers easy to discover.

You can always tell when Wheeler was here...

I like butt cause i'm wheeler!

by bobby boby and billy May 2, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wheeler

Someone who spends a lot of time in their bedroom, doing who knows what. They are probably playing video games or touching themselves, for that is all they do. Not to be confused with someone successful.

- Hey did you see Joe last weekend?
- No, I think he spent last week in his bedroom, eating pizza and crap alone.
- Man, its a shame he turned into a Wheeler.

by WashingtonDCscholars August 9, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž