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A very complicated term meaning the way you're making a move on someone. This term finds its origin with cocky rep hockey and lacrosse players, who often think that their wheels are round, when indeed they are square. There are various ways to use said term.
a)describing how well your macking technique is working out for you. For example, one might say "square wheels" or "pentagon wheels" if the technique is not very effective; if the tactics are effective, however, one could say "wow, those wheels are so round right now!"
b)can also be used as a verb: "so, who are you wheelin' on these days?" Translation: "who are you trying to get with these days?"
c) can be used as an encouragement: "sick wheels man!" or a heads up that you need to reconsider: "whoah you're wheels are burnin' up, go take a lap!"
Disclaimer: As contributers to the honorable site urbandictionary.com, we recognize that not all hockey and lacrosse players are womanizing and have degrading conversations, we'll even admit that we like lots of them and are good friends... but hey, when describing their bunk language, what are we without our stereotypes.
Let's review.
a) Guy: "Did you just fart? Because girl, you just blew me away."
Girl: (awkward silence) ... yikes, octagonal wheels..." (walks away very quickly)
OR: Guy: "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity"
Girl: "Ooohh, I like round wheels!" (walks away... with new boyfriend)
b)Hockey Player Number One: "Dude, check it, I'm wheelin' that blonde puck with the nice rack over there. Shotty."
Hockey Player Number Two: "Eassyyy herooo, take a lap; it's all about wheelin' on the younger grade eight girls these days, she's way too mature to fall for our corny pick up lines and empty promises."
c)Aforementioned Hockey Player Number Two walks by Hockey Player Number one and sees him hooking up with blonde bimbo puckfuckandchuck: "Maybe you do have some sick wheels broski! Nice!"
First Hockey Player extracts tongue from puckfuckandchuck's mouth and says: "yeah you better be jealous, this is what can happen if you oil those squeaky wheels of yours once in a while, you twat."
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Someone who accidentally dials 911 while trying to dial outbound after the office phone system was updated to no longer need to dial 9. Wheels will proceed to hang up on the 911 operator and ignore them calling back thinking it will fix the situation.
I heard Wheels had an interesting meeting yesterday.
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The expression said by your teammates indicating you should hold onto the puck and continue skating around the net, this helps when you don't have time to check your blind side or under pressure from a pursuing opponent.
wheel wheel wheel, says Patty Dangles teammates as he stickhandles around the net with the other team chasing him.
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When one girl stands in a circle of five men and gives two men handjobs, one man a blowjob,takes it anal from another guy,and in the front fron another,it should form a cicle if the dicks are big enough and in the correct position.
Me and my buddies gave that chick last night the wheel.
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To Wheel (Verb)- Being able to attain the affection of an attractive female through one's smooth words, suave interaction, and or good looks. A guy who "wheels" is one who can easily pick up chicks. One who is not good at getting girls is referred to as "having no wheels."
"I don't know how he does it, but Ben wheels so many girls."
"Did you see Jacob last night? He was wheeling that one hot chick so hard."
"I feel bad for Josh, he has no wheels."
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1.wheeling is when a guy or a girl is trying to get with the opposite sex.
2.wheeling is also a drive by cock block it makes both the guy and the girl very uncomfortable.
wheeling is manly use by rich white kids in the suburbs of Cleveland Ohio.Any other kid who spends to much time with rich kids in the suburbs find it very hard to not use the word.even tho they hate it.
1.Ex
look at Quagmire wheeling that freshman over there got damn he got wheels that never stop spinning
2. Ex
Bob- Stacy hows it going.
Stacy-Its going good.
Bob- So what are you doing this weekend?
Cock Blocker- WHEELS.
Stacy- got to go see you later.
Bob- FUCK.
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to the highest degree (see also hell on wheels)
That beast is a freak on wheels.
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