where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up

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Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !

that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "

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where do you get off

Basically means "why are you...", as in "why are you having sexual relations with my wife, friend?"

Or, as most of us would put it:

"Where the fuck do you get off fucking my wife, asshole!?"

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Where do you get off?

A question asked when someone has done something considered to be awkward, strange, and/or just plain odd.

A rather literal analogy: When on a city bus/train/subway/etc., you might meet some odd person. You might ask "Where do you get off?" as in asking what stop they get off at, wondering if they live in a neighbourhood with strange folk.

Probably not the true origin of the term, but that seems like a pretty good guess if you ask me.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I like to run around naked with a ball of wool in my hand, and my cat chases me trying to get the ball of wool. It's sooooo much fun!"

Guy 2: "Where do you get off?"

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Where do you get off

A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.

Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..

Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?

Person 1: I usually take exit 9.

Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?

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Where do you want to eat?

When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).

Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.

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