Random
Source Code
Random
Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.
Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
6👍 15👎
Being as white as christmas relating to the song
Im dreaming of a white Christmas
-dam that boi who does he think he is? rockin that tee nd rag.. wtf.. he as white as christmas
9👍 46👎
When a girl stays over and doesnt give you any pussy, you wait until she falls asleep...... then you ejaculate on her face. Then she wakes up to WHITE CHRISTMAS
She stayed over last night and wouldnt even give me a blow job, so I gave her a WHITE CHRISTMAS
33👍 37👎
When you do coke on Christmas day, especially in non-snowy parts of the country.
Last Christmas I asked my friend: "What's going on tonight?"
He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."
27👍 43👎
This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.
Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
17👍 26👎
When a man ejaculates into his partners nose and has them sneeze it back out at them.
Lolzords, you have white speckles all over your jumper.
Did you have a white christmas?
Dirty git.
19👍 32👎
When you have a wet dream on christmas eve and wake up on christmas day to a "white" christmas
Cody-dude merry Christmas!
Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.
Cody-...me too
5👍 9👎