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Someone who thinks a girl drink won't fuck them up but then turns out they get lit and into their emotions. Tend to believe what they say is true and dont shut up also.
Don't be a Will off the white claw.
Stop being a Will off the white claw.
There he goes again being a Will off the white claw.
dumbasses that drink a lot of white claw
gonna get buzzed tonight with the white claw gang
Someone who drinks in excess before work
Did you see James come into work this morning. He was white claw Dan drunk!
This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.
Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad
"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad
"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
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You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"
Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"
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When a woman sucks a guys cock, then spits his cum into her hand and slaps him in the face with his own cum.
That chick white clawed me last night!
Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.
Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?