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Somone who is the least racist person in the world, but is called racist because they have had a bad rap for the most part of the world's history.
Black group: HEY CRACKER!
White person: hey guys.
Black person in group: WHAT'YA MEAN BY GUYZ?!?.
White person: Are you not all males?
Black person: Are you saying all black people are guys?
White person: no, no not at all only that everyone in that group are males.
Black group: Racist.
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Usually used by Hispanics and Black people to name someone who is literally someone wimpy, no girls, no booty, can't play ball, and rejected by everyone except for people of his own pale color. One who's mommy and daddy pay for everything and who go to college just to get drunk and sit around on their asses all day.
White Person: Hey my HOME-BOYZ!! What's g-stringin mah niggazz?
Black and spanish people: Ey little white dude, get yo stinkin pink ass outta here befoh I shoot ya. Oops. Too late.
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White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).
Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.
Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.
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When whites complain about how unfair Political correctness, Affirmative action or the fact that they are no longer allowed to use ethnic slurs against others is.
Usually then complains how the government or media is now oppressing them and how unfair the world is to them.
That white person's whining how anti racism secretly means anti white!
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A BBQ that only consists of hot dogs and hamburgers
-Hey you going to David's BBQ?
-Are there gonna be oysters there?
-No
-Steak?
-No
-Tri-tip?
-No, its a white person bbq
-Oh
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racist
white person
John the Black nigger: I am not racist
Jim the white cracker: I am racist becuase im a white person
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A white person fetish consists of A person that is of another race but unusually obsessed with white people. They are unhappy with their own race, so they think having a white mate would make up for it. They don't date other races whatsoever. Usually, these people that have the fetish are unattractive, stupid, racist, and have a social disorder.
Look at that Asian girl with the white person fetish since she has a white boy and an I hate Asian boys shirt.
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