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The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.
Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
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the most repulsive, slutty, wannabe bitches to walk the face of this earth. They have no life except trying to piss of the upperclassmen but we know you will never succeed because we cant even bare to look at you. They dye their hair ugly colors, have no boobs, want to be eachother, and fuck like animals because one of them started it and theyre sweet!! woah and one had sex in a sink!!! ugly mother fuckers.
boy: i need ass ill just call one of the freshman girls! maybe they will fuck me in some cool place like a sink!
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a piss ant that is incapable of being beat by asians on test having to do with technology.
that fucking Whiteman beat Yeung by one question this time too
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A sample of chocolate candies that come in a varity pack, usually around Valentine's Day.
The adjective would be to us the term to describe a promiscious person.
She's been passed around so much, she's like a Whitman Sampler.
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An amazing school district with an award winning High school. Many AMAZING people live(d) there.
you: Do you know where the drummer from Journey grew up?
me: Yeahh, went to Whitman-Hanson. Many cool people live there!
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A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.
A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".
Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
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Even though 19th century American poet, Walt Whitman seemed to be all about temperance and shit - homeboy was crazy crunk. His poems take the ill minute to read and are full o' mad nonsense. Lookin' back on this playa pimp's life, mad heads think he epitomizes today's actions of: 'gittin' crunk, gittin' ya drink and ya two-step on, gittin'legless, or even gittin' just buzzed".
"Let's get Walt Whitmaned and forget what we did"
-T-Pain
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