Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face

Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.

If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.

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You know who's beautiful

well don't bother reading the first word again

it's Shrek you peasant

You know who's beautiful not the first word in the sentence

i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.

"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times

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i know who killed me

Best movie of 2007. Bad enough to be called genius. The plot is so contrived, the acting so poor, the script so inane, that it holds the prestigious honor of being the best movie of the year. And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan is the star.

"I saw "I Know Who Killed Me" stoned out of my mind and it was incredible. Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but that bitch is fucking hot."

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do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.

Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”

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stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You're not really stupid, because its the longest word in the English language.

Guy: stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Guy 2: I'm not stupid because its the longest word in exsistence!
Guy: OK! But its true because the name of this "NEW WORD" is called that!
Guy 2: But it says you're not really stupid!
Guy: Oh yeah, I guess so... Hah?

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It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.

Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

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