whom alert

An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.

Jim: So Rob, how's that advanced calculus class going?
Rob: I'm not certain for whom the curriculum was written, but I am definitely far too brilliant to be wasting my time on this tripe.
Jim: That's it, buddy! I'm calling a whom alert on you!

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Doctor Whom

What the app’s name should be.

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.

for whom the bell tolls

2. Good book by Ernest Hemingway. It's about soldiers in the Spanish Civil War.

2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the book by the same name.

1. For Whom the Bell Tolls is an excellent war story.

2. "Take a look to the sky, just before you die... It's the last time you will!"

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Whom The Bell Tolls

Time marches on

Yo that bass intro to Whom The Bell Tolls is the shit

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for whom the bell tolls

A line from John Donne's Meditation XVII, used famously by Hemingway.

"No man is an island...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."

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To whom it may concern

Bad news

To whom it may concern,

You're fired.

-Corporate

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Whom your wit

To temper or suppress one's outrageous humor. To suggest that one "dial it down" or "dial it back".

Annabel - "This party is intense......like camping!"

Grammarian - "Yo AB, you're out of control, you've gotta whom your wit."