widdle class

When you’re not middle class but not working class either

Han: you’re such a middle class alcoholic
Jimmy: I’m not middle class, I’m a man of the people
Han: you’re widdle class

Widdle-Works

A whimsical name for the toilet, bathroom, or jacks.

'Where's the widdle-works, I gotta go pee?'

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tiddle widdle

A very small dick that you can barely see and doesn’t even have sperm in the balls because it’s so small

Rebeccca-ew my ex has a tiddle widdle!!
Ginosh-ugh good things u aren’t dating

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weedle-widdle

(onomatopoeia) a style of guitar playing that consists of high notes played at a fast rate of speed, used primarily by bands in the technical death metal genre.

Did you hear the new Brain Drill album? It's even more weedle-widdle than the last one.

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widdle wood

To Masterbate, beat meat, jerk off, choke the chicken

I'm just going to stay here and widdle wood!

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Widdle Your Fiddle

When a man shakes his penis gentle after going to the urinal.
To shake your penis

Gary - Jus finished having a piss colin
Colin - Well always make sure that you WIDDLE YOUR FIDDLE."

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hotter than a tittle widdle

When it is hot enough to leave asscheek marks on a chair when you sit down.

“It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.”
“Let’s go inside and eat then.”