Wigwam Privileges

If one has wigwam privileges then that person has to be on of the coolest that you know and can do anything that they want to.

Alan:You know we can't smoke weed at school!
Alex:Dude, chill, it's okay I have wigwam privileges.
Alan:For real?
Alex:Yeah dude.
Alan:OK then, let me hit it.

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Dirty Wigwam

Much like its cousin the Dirty starfish. The dirty wigwam is performed by doing a reverse tea bag so you cock is pointed towards her chest and your anus towards her nose. When you are satisfied or decide to finish simply drop a rose bud or hershey kiss on her forehead. This will resemble a native American Wigwam or Tee pee. To get full credit for this move one must only leave one morsel. More than one may result in a Dirty Logjam or a Roman brunch.

Dirty wigwam blA LALALK

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Beef wigwam

Slang term for vagina, used predominantly in the dogging community.

'My wife had her beef wigwam absolutely destroyed by Steve Mcfadden and Stan Collymore last night. Do have some nurofen plus and an ice pack?'

tufty wigwam

A medevil style fanny that not only droops in nature but is covered in whispy pubic hair giving the resemblance of the wigwams built by ancient Indian tribes.

King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup

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wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

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wigwam for a duck's arse!

It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.

Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.

Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?

"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..

Willy Wonka Wigwam

During sexual intercourse, when the male defecates onto the female's chest, leaving a choclatey treat, then quickly covers her up with a blanket, creating a wigwam.

"Sex was so good last night, that when I was done, I left a Willy Wonka Wigwam for Lisa."

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