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The ultimate trump card. A way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.
Amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. Grooms!
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Either of two male principals in a civil union.
The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!
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When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.
Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES
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one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain
I used to be happy now I am married!
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A state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. Not to be confused with the concept, "Don't ever play yourself," this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.
You need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? That's low key grooms.
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A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.
Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will
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Raising a child to become the opposite gender of their birth sex without the child's consent.
A: "A parent on Twitter somehow manages to change their 4 years old son's gender into a girl"
B: "Ah yes, the final stage of grooming"
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