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A human-being with extreme super abilities.
A future leader. A past wish come true.
A present that was a gift from God.
A smile that can stop time. Harrison is guy that has charm built in his DNA. He attracts others like Magnets.
Whining Government: Oh no what will we do about the economy?
Rest of public: Harrison is keeping it going he is the guy with endless supply of effort. Harrison is the guy that will bring down the takers and birth the contributors.
Politician: Who can help us out of this situation?
Governor: Harrison has it under control, he is the man to go to.
Wife: I always wished for a angelic, handsome leader as a son.
Husband: Then you chose the right son to have:)
The volume of the women in the room grew soft, the batting eyelashes fluttered.Then a announcer introduced HARRISON. All the room could see was Harrison.
The party was slow quiet and very lathargic. People yawning. Harrison walked in and people gathered. The room grew in excitement. Dancing and laughter grew.Someone yelled NOW THIS IS A HARRISON. This is a Cool Party.
A happy motherof a GREAT son: I wish everyone could have a Harrison.
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A person who made us spend 20+ minutes trying to get him to spell and say "Racecar" backwards when he was tired
Us: "Now spell car backwards"
Harrison: "R-A-K"
Us: laughing to death
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a very manly boy that can masturbate while doing a backflip.
izzy: wow did you see that? he just BACKFLIPPED while masturbating!
ben: uhm, yes! that guys a TOTAL harrison
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He is the best wingman in the world he will do whatever to help you out and take one for the boys whenever. He always knows the most about girls but can never get one even though he has feelings for them a lot. He is very smart and is willing to help anyone out. He can be a complete asshole sometimes but he does it because he is your best friend.
Me: yo Harry how do I get that girl over there
Harrison: Oh don't worry I got you
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The act of getting bamboozled, or getting pranked by someone.
“Who put the milk carton back empty?”
“Looks like you just got Harrisoned!”
the aswomest dude in the world better better the all names including corey coz corey is a gay name
harrison is a awsomes name
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