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Willow

Willow is a super-heroine, badass cape wearing, no bullshit talking, Einstein-brilliant level contemplating, brightest star galaxy shining, ceaselessly driven, type daughter any mother can only dream possible. She’s the kind of beautiful that puts to shame all you mother-fuckers.

Phillip Garmean: Bethany, I gotta admit, that is if you permit me to speak. My kid, Erik, is pure garbage compared to your daughter, Willow. Like, hot-Bronx, two-day-old, steamy pile-of-shit, type garbage. You know, Bronx garbage.
Bethany Willow's Mother: Yeah, no shit. Now go fuck yourself.

by Gotlandia December 31, 2021


Willow

Treasure this beautiful, unique, kind girl. You should NEVER let her go. Willow has a smile to light up a darkened room. If you are lucky enough to make her truly smile you will see her precious dimples. She has long cascading brown hair and large dark blue eyes that can look into your soul. How her musical laugh permeates the chapel (our secret hangout) makes every bad thing that has happened to me wash away. She is the smartest girl I know but she is always pushing herself to be better. Sometimes I wonder if I deserve to have this amazing creature as my friend... She is the reason I make it through every day at a Catholic school............................I love you Willow

everyone: "Are you friends with Willow?"
me: "Yes"
everyone: "She is soooo awesome"
me: "I know"

Cue weird random example sentence ;P

by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 13, 2018

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Willow

A girl who is an absolute sex goddess.

That girl I was with last night was an absolute Willow!

by Rocket Rider November 2, 2006

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Willow

A strong and independent person. Who enjoys a good fight.

That girl is a willow.

by Chynns.jones December 22, 2016

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Willow

Willow is one of the hottest people you will probably meet. Willow will normally have glasses. If you ever meet a willow, keep them, although they can be bitchy sometimes they are very very loyal, I have known a few willows in my time and god they were some of the best people I had ever met. This beautiful girl is also very smart and wise, she always has great advise and solutions.

Omg willow is soo smart I really wanna be her, she is vv pretty.

Me: Hey willow, can we be friends

Willow: Sure mate :)

by Willow urban dictionary October 2, 2019

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Willow

Willow is an incredibly funny and unreal tree🌳 She is one of the loveliest people you will ever meet and she is very extra just like me🤪 Specifically because we spent over an hour in science colouring in our title on our poster🧪 What little artists we are🎨 Omg can I also just mention we are such freaky little twins🤯👯 ♀️

Amber: *interviewing nugget* what is your opinion on willow?
Nugget: she’s a spitfire.
Amber: oi shut up you nugget she’s a tree actually!

by Nocommentlololol August 18, 2019

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Willow

Willow/moss-the best persin in the world who would always help you!
Someone who would support you no matter what
And aswell the best twig in the world <33!!

Wait whos willow??!
Oh thats the best person in the world who changes their name every 2 days!>:)

by Aspen <33 October 2, 2021