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A Dreadful Message which appears if your PC can't run Windows 11 via checking PC Health Check
This PC can't run Windows 11
While this PC doesn't meet the system requirements to run Windows 11, you'll keep getting Windows 10 updates.
The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...
Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?
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An operating system that is made by Microsoft which by the time this definition is written, is the newest version of the operating system
windows: please upgrade to windows 11
me: ok
the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.
Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11
1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a different theme applied to it.
A computer that came out in 2022
Guy 1: Do you have Windows 11?
U: ITS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD!