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Being busted for shoplifting (usually for show).
The girl looked down at the ground and cried when she knew there was no way to get around the cop talking to her in the corner in front of everybody about pulling a Winona Ryder (though it was for show and she didn't get arrested). She thought it was unbearable and humiliating for a girl to go through, even if the bust was set up in advance.
To be a clepto and proud of it!
The epitome of something that looks so sweet and doe-eyed, while all the meanwhile commiting crimes punishable under law. Winona is one bad-ass chick
Winona Ryder could march into that courtroom modeling the Marc Jacobs spring line, but when i was caught stealing gum i passed out in fear that i would be spending the rest of high school behind bars
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(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.
I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.
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1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research
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Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."
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Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."
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Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."
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/win-noh-nah rhi-der/ adjective
Something yelled out by a Call Of Duty online multiplayer when he steals a non-detonating care package before the other team can collect it. This is referring to actress Winona Ryder being arrested for theft in 2001. It also refers to a comedy skit by Dave Chappelle in which people yell out a sports star or celebrity’s name prior to duplicating a heinous or despicable act they are famous for committing.
“Winona Ryder! Oh sweet! I just stole an assault drone.”
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the wife of winona ryder is louis (@bugdrink on fm)
this is definitely legit
oh my gosh look! its winona ryders wife!
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