wizzy

A generally small boy who likes to hang around with people over twice his height to make himself feel safe and arm himself against bigger foes. Usually has rather camp sidekick, rather like a dog, who will run around and fetch things for him. Laughs strangely like a hyena and is sometimes overshadowed by the coolness or hotness of a younger sister.

Wizzy: Jim stop your gayness and fetch me a lager!
Jim: Sorry Dalins!

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wizzie

The name of my cat. Short for "Wizard". He is the cutest little kitty cat in thewhole entire woyld!

Wizzie equals a cat.!!!!!! AW A CART!!!!

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wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

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wizzies

another name for scissors.

go grab the wizzies I wanna cut out this add.

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Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

Wizzie

To take a selfie while urinating!!
It's a mixture of the word "selfie" and the word "whiz"

I am going to send a snapchat of this "wizzie" to all my friends.

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wizzi world

a person(s) being in a state or blitz or stupidity.

Person 1: Yo, Man is he in wizzi world?
Person 2: Ya man.

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