wizzie

The name of my cat. Short for "Wizard". He is the cutest little kitty cat in thewhole entire woyld!

Wizzie equals a cat.!!!!!! AW A CART!!!!

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wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

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wizzies

another name for scissors.

go grab the wizzies I wanna cut out this add.

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Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

Wizzie

To take a selfie while urinating!!
It's a mixture of the word "selfie" and the word "whiz"

I am going to send a snapchat of this "wizzie" to all my friends.

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wizzi world

a person(s) being in a state or blitz or stupidity.

Person 1: Yo, Man is he in wizzi world?
Person 2: Ya man.

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wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

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