wombat

acronym for Wack Off Master Beats All the Time can also be spelled with 2 T's

I caught my brother jacking again, he is a total WOMBATT

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Wombat

This term refers to the act of eating, rooting and then leaving in quick sucession, with mimimal time for cuddling after the sex act. This is in reference to the Australian marsupial, the wombat, which only eats roots and leaves.

George had to pull a wombat on Rachael so he could get home to his wife before she suspected any evidence of their steamy affair.

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Wombat

A Wombat is a beat-ass female nocturnal creature usually found hunting unsuspecting drunk males in your local bar with no regard for human decency.

Syn: Swamp-Donkey, War-Pig, Bat, Gremlin, Wild Animal,

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WOMBAT

1) What to call one of your mates if he won't come to the footy with you....
2) Standing for W.Women, O.Over, M.Mates, B.Beer, A.And, T.Television
3) Comes in close use of the term pussy whipped

Hey pal you coming to the footy with us tonight??
Nah sorry mate, goin to see a movie with my girlfriend
Oh, ya fuckin wombat
She's got ya real pussy whipped hasn't she??

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Wombat

An ugly chick

That's one ugly wombat you've got there

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Wombat

A clingy, stalker-ish girl who is both socially awkward and outlandish in romantic situations. Wombats are known to give countless ultimatums, have problems with drug/alcohol and have issue with rejection.

Wombat applies strictly to women, where as a man with the same characteristics is known as a Dingo.

Told ya she's a Wombat!

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Wombat

The act of taking a bong hit while upside-down.

Fred took a wombat before going to bed.

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