i guess i won’t talk to you

this means “i don’t like you go kill yourself i have 20 other girlfriends”

man i guess i won’t talk to you

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You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent

Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.

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You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses