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The legendary man who rose to fame simply by saying 'Wonga!' on the Envirofone advert. Has since become an Internet sensation. Is often used in videos to illustrate a point through the use of the word 'Wonga!'.
Narrator: 'Want some money for your phone?'
Wonga Man: 'WONGA!'
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This is performed whilst in the doggy style sexual position. At the point of climax the person from behind must apply a swift punch to the back of the partners head, thus causing a tightening of the body as passing out & heightening sexual gratification.
I'd been on a bender all weekend & met this girl at an after party. Took her back to my new love pad, which has carpet in the kitchen I might add, & as things got heated I just had to finish with the Wonga love kiss.
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The sport of shouting out loud the words "jabba-da-widi-wonga" upon seeing a obese or fat person, commonly used in public areas and is a reference to jabba the hut from star wars
*sees fat person* "JABBA-DA-WIDI-WONGA!" *carry on as normal*
The smartest man in the universe
I dare u to say "Jim Wonga" a thousand times and you'll summon the world's smartest man
when you defecate in the toilet but it go boom, so you travel to spain and change your identity.
son: "mother... wonga tonga"
mother: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"