A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.
I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!
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1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.
2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
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A thing, anything, usefull thing.
Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
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Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!
To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".
Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!
When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers
Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?โ