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In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The other example was wrong so I fixed it.
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT