Pulling A Wooten

Pulling A Wooten (Poo/Ling)(Aye)(Woo/Tem) Verb

1. When you think you are total baller and stand up to 20+ guys at a frat party. When in all of reality of you aren't a total badass and you get shanked by a knife.

2. Getting bsed by a knife.

Zach: Dude did you hear what happened to that kid in Berkeley???
John: No what happened????
Zach: He totally got stabbed at a frat party..
John: Who?...
Zach: Sleek!!!!
John: He totally pulled a fucking Wooten!!!!!!

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Sleek: Dude, I got kicked out of the navy. I got them to think I am gay.
Zach: Where are you going to go?
Sleek: Move to Michigan. I'm going to take a train.
John: Be careful down there. You don't want to get bsed like Wooten.
Sleek: Pulling A Wooten is something I wont ever do. I may crash my car on Highway 12 going 70mph and have a 3-Way in a van with " - " but I wont get caught Pulling A Wooten.

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joseph wooten

Someone who will bum money from friends or just about do anything for money.

"Did that guy really just do that"
"Yea he is definitely a joseph wooten"

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Hunter Wooten

A Hunter Wooten is usually A Homo who Likes Calling Cameron's Daddy, they can be really cool loving queefs almost everytime, But be careful not to make one mad, it will typically cry or go poopoo.

Woah, is that a Hunter Wooten

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Danile Wooten

Dude-a

Stop-a

I love Danile Wooten

Chris Wooten

US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.

I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten

Wooten woo

Noun. A term for having sex/ sexy time.
Pronounced woo-ten wooo

Bethany and her bro got down to it last night. They totally Wooten wooed!