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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
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The new "Kidz Bop" craze thing. This time, it's non talented kids singing to songs about Jesus and worshipping. Just as crappy as the Kidz Bop kids.
"Kidz Bop and Worship Jamz are bought by soccer moms and others who want clean music for their kids."
vb. also muscle-worshipping,
1. The admiration of muscles.
2. Feeling the tightness and strength of a particular muscle (biceps, triceps, etc.)
Similar to body-worship, but the person being worshipped is flexing his muscles. It's usually not as sexual as body-worship because it's focused mainly on how strong and defined a particular muscle feels; although many people do get aroused by this.
Usually performed by the person who loses in a contest of strength.
After Jim beat Jon arm wrestling, Jim flexed both biceps in a victory pose and made Jon perform muscle-worship on them and feel the definition; then Jon grabbed one bicep ball in each hand, squeezed them with all his might for a full minute, and still couldn't get them to budge. Jon was impressed by Jim's strength, and Jim was impressed at Jon's muscle-worshipping skills!
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Excessive devotion and praise toward children, just because they are children. The idea that every child is special, and everything they do is special.
"Listen, there are couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they are not all cute. Yeah, in fact if you look at them closely some of them are rather unpleasant looking, and some of them dont smell good either, alright? Stay with me on this, the sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be. Second premise, not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people, a few winners, a whole lot of losers. There are a lot of loser kids out there who simply are not gonna go anywhere. You can't save them all, you gotta let them go, you gotta cut them loose. You gotta stop over-protecting them because you are making them too soft."
— George Carlin Famous Comedian
George-Carlin Child-Worship
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Body worship is the act of sexual engagement that is more restrained, involved and euphoric than just bonking. If somebody is giving you body worship, it means that they are paying attention to the intricacies of getting YOU off. A completely selfless act.
'Oh my gosh, so I took this guy home and the sex was amazing! I didn't even give him a blowjob, it was total body worship!'
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A fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.
Glenda sparked some grass, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap ass crystal she bought from Walmart.
Glenda is a crystal worshiper.
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To get down on one's knees and bury your face in someone's luscious ass, paying tribute to its bootylicious perfection.
Anam's ass was so magnificently round and sexy that I was motivated to perform ass worship for many, many hours.
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