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Corey is possibly one of the world's biggest wankers and most publicised bogan to date.The infamous Australian kid with bleached "piss yellow" hair received media attention for a party he probably shouldn't have had.
The under aged loser has become the poster boy for adolescent wankers, and is either idolised for his shenanigans or hated.In an attempt to mask his fuglyface,Corey wears a trademark cap and overly retarded large sunglasses (similar to that of big bird's) and is most commonly seen shirtless.
Despite his resemblance to that of a roast chicken carcass, Corey is worshipped by many young teens.Corey maintains his dominance in media spotlight due to the poor/ lack of content of which the Australian media broadcasts.
Corey has also recently butchered a Beastie Boys classic, fight for your right (to party!), adding yet another heinous cover to the pile of shit that is pop music.
Corey will also be entering the Australian Big Brother house as in Intruder during the 2008 season which is obviously an attempt to revive a show which should have died around 5 years ago.
Corey Worthington is now commonly used as an expression to label try hard teens/wiggas/wankers/wannabees and bogans.
person 1:"Omg... look at that dude with the homie pants and the sunglasses... what a loser!"
person 2: "He's such a Corey Worthington!!!"
"Corey Worthington is a disgrace to all youth, and should be treated like the 3 year old he acts like"
"Corey Worthington is possibly the world's biggest wanker"
"Corey Worthington is a bogan!!!"
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To fingerbang a girl in the ass while wearing a rubber glove, then where it like condom during sex.
Since I was banging Sarah in the janitors room at work, I figured I would go ahead and give her a Hot Worthington.
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A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.
Where are you from?
Worthington, Minnesota...
AAHH! DON'T MUG ME!
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The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.
Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.
To shit in a tube sock and hit someone in the face with it.
My neighbors kept us up all night fighting with each other. I'm going to wait until mid day when they're sound asleep, ring their doorbell, and deliver a nice Hot Worthington to whichever one opens the door. I'm going to nail them so hard that it leaves a brown spot on their cheek. That'll teach those god damn fanny bangers!
Marc Worthington other known as a HAWWW I tell ya South Towanda Poolie. Burt Johnson Jr One of the baddest Men to walk the land.
Hawwww Marc Worthington be down Da river Scrapping
Person 1: Dude, you're being such a Cayden Worthington right now
Person 2: Oh shit, sorry.