you WOULD

an extremely anoying phrase meaning "that is very typical of you". commonly seen following the equally agitating expression "but really".it is a well-known fact that you cannot win a logical battle with the "you WOULD" person. the only known comeback to "you WOULD" is "i DID", but does not sufficiently bring down the person. you must emphasize "WOULD" or it loses meaning and sense completely.

person- "omg i totally forgot we had a huge test today!"
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today."
person- "i DID forget."
idiot- "but really."

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would bone

1) A phrase used to quickly acknowledge to those around you the fact that you would have sexual relations with a person you may see in passing.
2) Can also be used to acknowledge the attractiveness of someone of the same sex as long as it is first established to be in a non homosexual way. "No Homo"
3) Can be used to show one's excitement for a given situation. Doesn't have to be a sexual situation

1. "Dude see that blonde over there?"

"Would bone"
2."Not gonna lie Tim is a good looking dude. Would bone"

3. "How excited would you be if the Cubs won the World Series?"

"Would bone."

still would

Despite changing circumstances with an individual, you remain sexually attracted.

IE you 'still would' sleep with the person.

Example 1 -
Person A: She was super racist. She called your mother a very anti-Semitic word.
Person B: Still would.

Example 2 -

Person A: I think I detected a bulge.
Person B: Still would.

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Morning would

When a gay man meets another man they're sexually attracted to, and he has no intentions of having sex or being in a relationship with him. He's simply a new acquaintance that he happens to be sexually attracted to. Just as morning wood is natural and harmless, so is this sexual attraction that will lead nowhere but friendship and good wholesome times. The Morning Would can be very intense, but still all okay and because it's normal. does not affect the friendship in negative ways. It's simply an unexpressed attraction because you can express whatever you want, and keep the pure intention of having intelligent conversations and experiences with anyone regardless of uncontrollable inclinations that need not be manifested. Because hey, you might both really like video games or art or swimming or throwing darts or south park or church or pokemon cards or dungeons and dragons or marijuana or making jewelry or existentialism or longboarding or literally anything that is not sticking your dick in their ass because there are unlimited activities.

When I first met Mark, he gave me morning would. I still get it sometimes, but he doesnt care. He loves my back massages, and lets my gay ass cuddle with him sometimes, but that's as far as we'll go affection-wise 'cause he's straight. His girlfriend is super fun to be around. They call me their brother. Some people don't believe me, but I genuinely don't care about sex. They are my homies and I'll love them forever.

I would

Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.

Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.

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"Would You?"

Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situation.

Note: Any negative answer can be immediately met with the response "On a plate?".

(Carol Vorderman appears on a television commercial)
"Would You?"
"Bleugh! No! You SICK!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're right... On a plate though?"
"Hmm... yeah, I spose actually"
"You SICK!"

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Would lesbian

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.

John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian