Wyoming

A cult. This is evident whenever you go into the post office, Safeway, etc. and 90% of people are wearing shirts, hats and jackets saying "Wyoming." Everyone in Wyoming wears only Wyoming clothing and no one in any other state ever wears a "Wyoming" anything.

I went into the grocery store in Cheyenne, and I was the only one there who wasn't wearing something that said "Wyoming."

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Wyoming

Possibly the most ignored unpopulated state in America.

Wyoming? Where the fuck is Wyoming?

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Wyoming

its a people not a place
no one is from there

George: "I'm heading off to Wyoming."
Jerry: "No."
George: "You're right..."

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Wyoming

A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."

Wyoming is a state in the US.

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Wyoming

a made up place. if you go there you will find a massive hole in the ground

"Wyoming is a chunk error"

wyoming

The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.

"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."

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Wyoming

A state that doesn’t exist, literally. It has the least population of all the United States, and at least 80% of people never heard of it.

Y’all ever heard of Wyoming? Yeah dude, I heard it was a country or somethin’