Rural Dictionary

Wyoming

A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."

Wyoming is a state in the US.

by IwonderwhatIputhere February 3, 2007

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Wyoming

a made up place. if you go there you will find a massive hole in the ground

"Wyoming is a chunk error"

by Parody5Gaming November 12, 2020

wyoming

The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.

"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."

by GetoutofLaramie April 13, 2007

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Wyome

Wyome: To be thought to be real, but are in fact nothing more than a hole in the space-time continuum through which billions of cattle fall through every second. An object that is wyome is typically created by the state in an attempt to coerce the population into blissful obedience in order to further some goal involving world domination. Examples of these objects include the so-called state Wyoming, the Moon, and Donald Trump's approval rating.

Hey, have you been to Wyoming?
No, stupid, that place is wyome! It isn't real!

by syndicalist cattle herder April 30, 2019

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