X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

X rated compliment

an X rated complement means intensified, complement with sexual indications about one’s bodies or act of performing on those bodies.

Dam girl that ass is so phat ima need 3 heads just so you can sit on it ( x rated compliment)