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A Xander is a person with a dark sense of humour, bit nerdy, smart, but he's not exactly the prettiest because he kind off lacks the effort to look good (he could) but he is definitely not the worst! He is open to friends but closed to others, he is very supportive of your dreams but is not afraid to make an unapologetic comment. He laughs a lot, makes you laugh a lot and you can compare him to a big brother because he cares about others and protects the ones that are weaker. He will always try to make your day! And just when you think you know him you realise you don't because he has many sides. But he isn't twofaced
Xander is so dark...
You think? He seems super sweet to me!
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xander is a kind, nice, caring boy. you can trust him anytime. you does stupid dumb stuff.
friend 1: hey we should hang out with xander.
friend 2: yea he's fun to hang out with
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strange but cuddly similar to a teddy bear
Damn, I love to cuddle Xander.
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The fucking retard that everyone loves. A stupid dark sense of humor always comes with being friends with a Xander. You can't hate him though. Despite him being super friggen annoying all the time, he's got a soft side and will apologize and back it up with emotional support whenever it's needed. I should know, I'm a Xander
Xander, stop stealing my shit!
Xander, stop screaming at the top of your lungs!
Xander, you fucking drunk uncle, go home
Eh, your nice enough to be friends with me.
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Xander is hot and nice he will never be mean unless someone is mean to him
Omg have you seen Xander he is so hot and nice
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Xander is a boy who knows what he believes in and isn’t afraid to be himself, he is always there for those that he lives and won’t miss a day with out laughing. He is very athletic and kind to all. And brightens everyone’s day.
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Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"