This is what happens when a gamer goes absolutely ballistic, normally resulting in the eradication of the ozone layer and minorities getting wiped off the face of the fucking earth.
Tome just had a yae spaz because his mother took away his bath salts.
Hottest bitch alive. A very sexy and fine women from Mobile game Genshin Impact by Hoyoverse. She is a Fox shrine maiden. And Raiden Eiβs gf π―π―π― (Real not fake)
Person 1: woah hold up who is that HOT babe??
Person 2: thatβs Yae Miko the HOTTEST babe the shrine maiden of the narukami shrine
Yae miko is a hot fox lady from genshin impact.
She's literally so fucking hot like please oh to be ei
Here are some summoning rituals for her
"yae, i kidnapped ei"
"yae i have a picture of you as a fox"
Also i want her to breed me iykyk
Person 1: do you know the new hot electro mommy?
Person 2: you mean yae miko? I wish if she can spank me witg the thing she's holding in her official art.
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one of the few best women in genshin impact. would sacrifice my family's and my life for you. please come home. i beg. ps. plz give me ur hand in marriage
"Yae Miko best genshin character"
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yae miko is a godtier waifu that'll instantly make you bust the biggest nut of your life (she probably made you fail nnn admit it) she can step on me, degrade me, crush me between her thighs, anything she wants to me and i would sincerely thank her. she is superior to ur overrated waifu *COUGH COUGH* HU TAO *COUGH COUGH* RAIDEN SHOGUN *COUGH COUGH* AND THATS A FACT. ISTG THAT WOMAN IS SO FUKKIN SEGGSY AND BEAUTIFUL HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP YAE MIKO SUPREMACY
person a: OMG IS THAT YAE MIKO?!??!?!?
person b: *BUSTS A BIGGER NUT THAN WHEN I SEE UR MOM*
therefore:
yae miko > ur mom
yae miko > ur basic overrated waifu
yae miko > everyone
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yae miko is a 5 star playable character from the gacha game genshin impact, she owns a light novel shop, raiden ei's bestie and the hottest fox to exist